"Discover the easy way to bring hundreds of hand picked, really funny jokes and one liners to your PC, ready to view instantly."

Jester minute of your time fellow humour seeker
How long have you spent trawling the net, searching joke sites and forums, struggling to find truly funny jokes, only to emerge empty handed?  You find the occasional gem, but mostly it's the same gags cut and pasted from site to site.  And while you battle with pop-up ads and annoying animated banners, only to end up empty handed, time   ...   slowly  ...   ticks   ...   away   ...

Well, I'm pleased to say your hours of endless searching are at an end,  because I've done the searching for you.  I've spent nearly a year tracking down the funniest, public domain gags I could lay my hands on and I've put them all together in the shape of, The Jester , a brilliant new database program.  Over 2500 jokes, quips, thigh slappers, one liners, and rip snorters. Only the best made it through.  For every gag selected for inclusion there were scores that failed the audition.
 

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"I cannot say enough about The Jester, it is so much fun!" "I just had a chance to check out The Jester this morning, and it rocks!  If it were JUST a database of jokes, that would already be great, but it's very well organized, has quality jokes, it's simple to use, and offers the option of editing and adding my own jokes!  I cannot say enough about The Jester, it is so much fun! I work as a professional comedy-magician, and when people learn what I do, often they will say 'Tell me a joke.'  More often than not, I'm at a loss in those situations, because I do not really do 'jokes.'  It's stand-up and situational comedy.  Thanks to The Jester, I now have a good quality selection of answers to the dreaded 'tell me a joke' request! " Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic Davenport, Iowa www.maniacofmagic.com

A Unique Laughter Resource!

The database is divided into 5 different Collections, but it's up to you how you organise this fabulous array of funnies.  You can search the database using a wide variety of criteria and then use the results to build new Collections.  Or you can copy or transfer jokes from one Collection to another, or add new jokes as you find them and build an even bigger resource!

Here's a sample of what The Jester has in store ...

• Standard Jokes

After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my dad."
He bought the `picture`, but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly cow he's runnin' after."
 
• Quickies

The inflatable kid goes to the inflatable school, he sits down next to his inflatable schools mates and the inflatable teacher comes in to start the lesson. The inflatable kid gets bored and pulls out a pin, he pops himself, his school mate, his teacher and the school.
Next day the headmaster calls him in and says, "Johnny, I'm very, very disappointed in you.", "Not only have you let yourself down, you've let your mates down, the teacher down and the whole school".

Both these Collections concentrate on the standard everyday joke.  The sort you stand up and rattle off in front of an audience, whether it's in a club, at your place of work, or at home.  Over 2,000 really funny gags in these two Collections alone!
 
• Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor what can you prescribe for MS and impotence?
Cannabis for MS relief, and Viagra for the impotence.
Any side effects from mixing those two?
Just a few stiff joints.
 
• Question and Answer
  Q. What do elephants have for dinner?

  A. An hour ... just like the other animals.
   

• Just Questions
  Can you get CJD playing Scrabble?
   
  Another 500 little pearls in these three Collections. 

  Just let that total sink in for a moment.  2,500.  It is truly an amazing selection.

"I've waited years for a system like this one ..." "Public speaking is a regular part of my job, and I have always tried to keep track of all the different jokes, illustrations, and stories that I have found over the years.  I've never found a good system for doing that, but I've always thought that there had to be one out there.  This is it!  I've waited for years for a system like this one to organize, edit, and search for just the right joke or story, and now my search is over.  I really like that I can add my own stories to it, and highlight whatever keywords I want to use to find them later.  I've found it very easy to navigate and use.  I'm sure there is more to it than what I've discovered so far, but for the basic things I've tried already, it works like a charm." Jeff Vanderhoff Johnstown, PA

"The Jester is a great database of jokes ..." "Graham has created a program that is sure to find a home on many computers.  The Jester is a great database of jokes compiled from all over, designed to suit exactly what you need.  Performers will find good jokes, bad jokes, off-color jokes, and especially corny jokes to use in their professional work. Regular people will simply be able to find a quick fix for comedy anytime they want. The Quick Search function is very useful - though still no monopoly jokes in the entire directory!  I guess I'll just have to add my own, but that's the beauty of this program: you can!  An easy to use interface allows the user to add, delete, and edit jokes as they see fit.  This is where the program has its true merit in my mind.  Well done!"   Brian Miller, Professional Magician  www.BrianMillerMagic.com

OK, so how easy is it to select jokes?  This easy.

1 Select the Collection of jokes to view

2 Highlight an individual joke

3 Read the selected joke

 

 

 




 

Literally the moment you open The Jester you are viewing jokes.  Now doesn't that make a change from waiting for pages to load and struggling to close annoying pop-ups!

Remember this is not an Ebook, where once you've read the gags that's it.  This is an editable, customisable PC application and database that's yours to control!  Don't like the way a gag is written? No problem, change it to suit your style and delivery. Delete any you don't want.  Add new ones as you find them.

The Jester offers all this:
 

Immediate viewing of all jokes via easy dropdown and selection Add new jokes, delete ones you don't want, and edit jokes to suit your style. Search for jokes by description or text, rating values. keywords, or date of entry,  PLUS fast Quick Search. Built in text font size adjustment to save eye strain Full copy and paste of all jokes to other documents or emails Print out any Collection of jokes, or export to .txt file or .HTML file Full on screen, context sensitive Help Files, with loads of helpful illustrations and examples Exclusive area on The Jester web site,  with more jokes and special offers FREE upgrades as and when they become available

   

" Basically anyone can use this ... " "The first thing I noticed and enjoyed was how incredibly easy and simple it was, the downloading was no problem, but when it was set up, it was quite clear where to go and what to do. I also enjoyed the jokes as they were unique as well as funny. Some of the best are in there (classics) as well as some good new stuff. Basically, anyone can use this, which I like, no matter what venue, you will enjoy or enjoy expressing these jokes. The collection was well put together and shows a lot of effort put into a program."   Roger Atlantic City

" I've played with the system and I'm very pleased with it ." "I've played with the program and I'm very pleased with it. Installing was a snap, and the way you've categorized the jokes is great. You have a system that works, and provide a great benefit for anyone needing a joke at a moment's notice, or for those that may wish to spend some free time with a smile. " P Gradowski San Jose, CA

Who's going to benefit from this amazing program?

Comedians
Professional, semi-pro or amateur, The Jester gives you an invaluable resource that you will use again and again.  You can easily add your own material, edit and sort it, then print out an instant gag list.

Public Speakers
Many of us have to speak publicly on occasions, either socially or in the work place,  and humour is an ideal way to break down barriers and assist in getting your message across.  The Jester is the perfect speech writing assistant.  Choose the jokes you want to include in your speech or presentation, and either export them to a text file, or simply cut and paste into your document or presentation.

Writers
Don't be stuck for a humourous addition to your publications.  The Jester's extensive search mechanism means you can quickly hunt down an appropriate or topical quip. 

Everyone
In a stressful world, we all need a laugh, just to cheer us up, or to share with friends.  The Jester has something for everyone with the broadest range of humour you'll find anywhere.

Alright, that's the program but what about the bonuses?

Bonuses?  A bargain bonanza of a program and you still want bonuses?  Alright then.

You can grab it now for the unbelievable price of $27.00. 

 

YEP,
Only $27.00

( because of the adult nature of some of the humour,
only buyers 18 and over please )

 

Technical requirements: Runs on Windows 98, 2000, ME or XP ( sorry, not Macintosh or Linux )
The program is easy to download and install and on screen instructions are provided.
 

Your very own mirth maker

Graham Parry

P.S. Are you still thinking about it?  Let's just recap:

• Over 2500 very funny jokes, gags, one liners, and rip-snorters, all ready to be viewed at the click of your mouse.  Think about it; over 2500.  You could email one a day for the next 7 years!
   
• Build your own Collections with ease; just add a new joke whenever you hear or see one
   
• Amazingly comprehensive search facility; instantly find what you need, whether for a gig, a speech, or just to impress your mates
   
• Print out a joke list or export to a text file. 
  Ideal for speeches, presentations, and publishing.
   
• Comprehensive search facility.  A gag for every occasion.
   
• 150 Bonus Wedding Gags
   
• Hermit's Ebook of Funny Lists I and II

P.S.S.S.   And I'm virtually giving it away at $27!  It's a no brainer, folks. When you order from this page you are taken to Clickbank's secure payment page.  Once you have selected the method of payment, credit card or PayPal, you simply download The Jester to your PC, whatever the time, day or night, and within minutes you'll be laughing like a drain.